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00:00:00Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
00:00:05O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
00:00:13Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
00:00:18O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
00:00:23Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
00:00:29I in desperation sing to love
00:00:32There for consolation, loving, loving, good, loving, loving you
00:00:37Oh, I long to be with you, good, my love
00:00:42I in desperation sing to love
00:00:46There for consolation, loving, loving, good, loving, loving you
00:00:52There for consolation, loving, loving, good, loving, loving you
00:01:22Well, this looks like my last day of freedom, Dorothy. There you are.
00:01:47It's a terrible law, Mr. Hamilton.
00:01:49It was made for women. You shouldn't complain.
00:01:52How about the private little plan of ours? Is it ready to launch?
00:01:56Yes, sir. You're to set up present market prices, and I'm to secretly buy when the stock hits a new low.
00:02:01Exactly. Follow it out to the letter, Dorothy, while I'm sitting tight in the alimony jail.
00:02:08I'm sure the former Mrs. Hamilton will listen to reason when your favorite stock hits bottom.
00:02:13That's the purpose.
00:02:32You rang, sir?
00:02:35Rang?
00:02:36The pantry indicator registered a tinkle, sir.
00:02:40No, I didn't ring.
00:02:42Must have been a mouse nibbling on the wire. I'll set a trap for it.
00:02:47A drug?
00:02:49You might bring me a highball. Make it strong. Maybe my last.
00:02:53Highball, strong and lasting?
00:02:55Yes, sir.
00:02:59The stock will rise, of course.
00:03:01Yes, of course it will. I have entire control of the company, you know.
00:03:06The success of my scheme depends upon you.
00:03:09You can rely on me.
00:03:11It hasn't taken me four years to find that out.
00:03:14You know, you're not like a woman at all, Dorothy. I mean, you're dependable, reliable, like a man.
00:03:20No feminine nonsense.
00:03:22You understand business very well, Mr. Hamilton.
00:03:24You bet I do.
00:03:26When the proper time comes, jumbo mines will reach Haiti. Perhaps 90.
00:03:33What's the matter with you guys?
00:03:36I, uh, I'm afraid I have the obstacles today, sir.
00:03:40Nervous about my trouble, huh?
00:03:44There you are.
00:03:46Mr. Hamilton, might, uh, might I ask you a favor?
00:03:50What's on your mind, Grubbs?
00:03:52Well, since you are, uh, since you might leave rather unexpectedly,
00:03:58may I have, uh, my check today instead of the end of the week?
00:04:03It might save me.
00:04:04Certainly, Grubbs. Take care of the door.
00:04:06Yes, sir.
00:04:07Oh, thank you. Thank you, Sam. Thank you, miss.
00:04:10Well, what's the hurry about your check?
00:04:14Alimony, sir.
00:04:16You?
00:04:18Following in your master's footsteps, sir, Grubbs.
00:04:21I tried not to mention it, sir.
00:04:23Well, you've kept out of jail at any rate.
00:04:26Only by the skin of my molars, I might say so.
00:04:30And, Grubbs, what is your frank opinion of alimony?
00:04:35It's like paying for a dead horse, sir.
00:04:39Hello?
00:04:44Jumbo Sutton, Jumbo Sutton, fine.
00:04:47Jumbo Sutton.
00:04:49Jumbo Sutton, eighty.
00:04:51Eighty years, ninety.
00:04:53Jumbo Sutton.
00:04:55Sutton, two, two, two, two, three.
00:04:59The old.
00:05:03Grubbs and Marcia, huh?
00:05:05Hello?
00:05:07Oh, it's you, isn't it?
00:05:08I don't want any excuses. All I want from you is one word. Did you get it?
00:05:12Yes, Ducky. Yes, I've got it. That is, I'm getting it, Ducky.
00:05:17Oh, don't, Ducky me. I'm not a duck. I can't live on worms. I need money.
00:05:22I can't talk now. I'm in the bath.
00:05:24Oh, are you all wet, Ducky?
00:05:26Well, then you go on and play with your boats and things.
00:05:30And don't you worry any longer because I've got a scheme that will make me thousands.
00:05:35And then you'll get your pound of flesh.
00:05:38What would I do with a pound of flesh?
00:05:40I told you, if you can't even get rid of me, twenty-five hundred will do it.
00:05:49Ducky, how can you yodel at a time like this?
00:05:55Oh, Mr. Brooks. Hiya, Duggan. What's the purpose?
00:05:58The alimony clubs are special. They're just like the Chester Hamilton press.
00:06:02They only change their anthem to the battle cry of freedom.
00:06:05That's what the wives are singing.
00:06:07Yes, try to imagine this is good.
00:06:09Hey, Duggan, anything on the book against me taking a peek at the new specimen?
00:06:13No. Step right in.
00:06:16Ah, if there's a pony in the price of whips and dirty flies,
00:06:21We would rather sacrifice and give the wife a die
00:06:25Than come to make an incident of the alimony club.
00:06:33The wife was kicking because I didn't kick in every week,
00:06:37When I couldn't even kick in to the cops who closed my speech.
00:06:41Every other day, every day of the alimony club.
00:06:49Rosa wanted kicks, I'd give her twelve, I'd have her four.
00:06:53When she wanted her teeth, I'd give her six, I'd give her four.
00:06:58Every other day, every day of the alimony club.
00:07:06Where does she get off to to decide the things I did?
00:07:10I was chasing for a sperm and deep it was a cave.
00:07:15Every other day, every day of the alimony club.
00:07:27Hello, Brooks. How long are you in for?
00:07:29Oh, no, I'm still at Liberty. I'm done visiting.
00:07:31He's a member of the press, gentlemen. Would you care to tell him your sad story?
00:07:36Sure, spill it, boy. Tell me your side of it and I'll give you a break and some swell publicity.
00:07:42How about it, George? Want to say a few well-chosen words?
00:07:45Yes, I would.
00:07:47It's all wrong.
00:07:49My wife and I were getting along fine together at first,
00:07:52Until some other people started making trouble.
00:07:54Some girlfriends of hers married men that were making more money than I do.
00:07:59Because I couldn't give her fur coats and cars, things that they had.
00:08:04And I wasn't any good.
00:08:06It isn't fair when a fellow does everything he can,
00:08:08And then gets thrown in jail by a woman instead of getting another chance.
00:08:12It isn't fair.
00:08:18Anybody else want to discuss the psychology of love?
00:08:20Yes, Mr. President.
00:08:22Go on.
00:08:23My wife has got herself a bad case of circulation here.
00:08:27And when I got there, she got me through it in here.
00:08:31And now I've got to pay her for it and keep her boyfriend too.
00:08:41Mr. President. Mr. President.
00:08:44I want to make a speech.
00:08:46All right, Tony. Go ahead.
00:08:48My Rosa. My Rosa.
00:08:51My beautiful Rose.
00:08:57We are very, very happy together.
00:08:59When some day along comes a blonde dame,
00:09:01And she says to my beautiful Rosa, she says,
00:09:04Look, how you like to have no more babies?
00:09:08How you like to make no more cook?
00:09:11How you like to wash the dishes?
00:09:13How you like to get the money every week,
00:09:16Do nothing and make the hoop outside?
00:09:19My beautiful Rosa says, yes, fine.
00:09:22Then she sees her lawyer.
00:09:24And then, boom!
00:09:26And I am Tony Moretto.
00:09:28Fights himself on this again,
00:09:30While his wife is outside making the bouquet.
00:09:34What kind of a country this is?
00:09:36You know what I do when there's a blonde if I see her?
00:09:39I am a servant of the Lord.
00:09:51All right, I'll marry with you.
00:09:53Hey.
00:09:56Say, do I look like his Rosa?
00:09:58Not to me.
00:09:59But you can never tell.
00:10:01You're broken on the form, Mr. Hummelberg.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:05Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:10:10I'm tapping right on your tail, pal.
00:10:12You're wasting your time trailing me.
00:10:14Oh, I don't mind a little stroll.
00:10:16Better take it in the sunlight.
00:10:17Not until I find out who and when.
00:10:19Now, don't go blank on me.
00:10:20There's a wedding in the offing, and I want to know her name.
00:10:22It's a secret, I tell you.
00:10:23I'm holding out on everybody.
00:10:25I haven't even told my sucker the name of the girl I'm going to marry.
00:10:28Hello?
00:10:29Yes.
00:10:31Just a minute.
00:10:32It's a little cramped here.
00:10:33Reuben, switch this to my private cell, will you?
00:10:36Hey, now, listen.
00:10:37Do I get an exclusive?
00:10:38You'll be best man when it happens.
00:10:39Oh, one thing more.
00:10:40Is she a blonde or a brunette?
00:10:41Hmm.
00:10:43Well, is she a pipe woman?
00:10:44Yes.
00:10:46Well, that's a good start, anyway.
00:10:52Take him down and throw him away.
00:10:54Wearing down and up like that?
00:10:56After we're married.
00:11:00There goes that bell again.
00:11:14Ah, Ducky.
00:11:15Well, well, well, well.
00:11:17How is my little circus dance today, huh?
00:11:25Give me my alimony.
00:11:26Give me.
00:11:27All in good time, my little goose.
00:11:29All in good time.
00:11:31You haven't cleaned your baths up lately.
00:11:33Give me my alimony and, well.
00:11:36Take it easy, my little chipmouse.
00:11:38Take it easy.
00:11:39Behold, my brainchild of yesterday.
00:11:42What's that?
00:11:43A receipt for Jumbo Platinum Mining Stocks.
00:11:46For you.
00:11:47Jumbo.
00:11:48Jumbo.
00:11:49Hmm.
00:11:50Which my super judgment tells me will rise to 80 or 90 points before sundown.
00:11:54What good does that do me?
00:11:56It gives you a cold cash settlement of $2,500.
00:12:00My little bowl of chili?
00:12:02Well, if it's all the things you want,
00:12:04they hit my alimony in advance.
00:12:06Oh, you can't do that.
00:12:08Because I have invested that to buy this.
00:12:11Well, it better be good.
00:12:13Aha!
00:12:14Fear not, my little dromedary.
00:12:19What's that?
00:12:20I can get some in.
00:12:21I'll close the window.
00:12:22No, no, no, no.
00:12:23I'll close the window.
00:12:24No, I'll close it.
00:12:25I'll close the window.
00:12:26I'll close it.
00:12:27I'll close it.
00:12:28I'll close it.
00:12:29Do you want to wrestle, Ducky?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:34Believe it or not, I was just hanging the picture.
00:12:38Mr. Dugan and I are old friends.
00:12:40Yes, yes, evidently.
00:12:42Yes.
00:12:44Yes, Laura and I, I mean Mrs. Grodin and I, used to go to school together.
00:12:49Oh, it's been going on that long, has it?
00:12:51Surely, Uncle, you're not insinuating.
00:12:53No, I'm not insinuating at all.
00:12:55I'm just trying to speak plainly.
00:12:57Jealous, I know.
00:12:59No, no.
00:13:00Vigorous.
00:13:02Of course, while we're not married, dear,
00:13:04I do think you should try and keep up the standard.
00:13:08No hard feelings, I hope.
00:13:10No, no, no.
00:13:11Go as far as you like, or as far as you might.
00:13:14Only I think you might have spared my picture.
00:13:16Oh, Dugan, I mean Mr. Dugan brought his picture to the house to show it.
00:13:20They must have gotten an exception.
00:13:22Yes, well, of course mistakes will happen.
00:13:26Good night.
00:13:28Just a minute.
00:13:30I want to see about that jumbo stock you told me about.
00:13:34Oh, your stock has taken a nose dive.
00:13:37Well, it's just temporary, my dear.
00:13:39Just temporary.
00:13:40It's the moon and the bears are playing house again,
00:13:43but everything will be considered if I sundown, sundown.
00:13:48My break.
00:13:49Bye.
00:13:50Good night.
00:13:54Why don't you send that guy to my school for hospice?
00:13:57I'm giving him until sundown.
00:13:59Why don't you send that guy to my school for hospice?
00:14:02I'm giving him until sundown.
00:14:07$2,122 plus 4 is $4.33.
00:14:17Hello?
00:14:18Is that your boss?
00:14:20Did you see about jumbo mines in the last edition of the afternoon paper?
00:14:24Well, I wouldn't be too much alarmed about that
00:14:27because, after all, it's only gone down 15 points.
00:14:3115 nothing? It's down 30, and the market's closed.
00:14:36Down 30, and the market's closed.
00:14:42Uh-oh.
00:14:46Uh-oh.
00:14:51What's the matter?
00:14:52Step on it. You've been two hours and a half finished yet.
00:14:55Yes, sir.
00:14:56So you're the famous stock manipulator.
00:14:59Come on and laugh.
00:15:02So you're the famous picture hanger, am I?
00:15:04Screaming.
00:15:08Shut up and get working.
00:15:10Well, I'm doing the best I can.
00:15:12I've never met a sponge before until I met you.
00:15:15Shut your face.
00:15:16If you don't, you might want to use it sometime, and there won't be none left shut.
00:15:21See?
00:15:23Your best friend will never tell you.
00:15:33Hello, Mr. Hamilton.
00:15:34Hello, Durbin.
00:15:42Yes, sir. I'm doing...
00:15:47Oh, Mr. Hamilton.
00:15:48Here we are together, sir.
00:15:50Here we are together, sir.
00:15:51What are you doing here?
00:15:53For the same reason that you are here.
00:15:55I tried to communicate with you, sir, but that man said it was against the rules or something.
00:15:59What man?
00:16:00The man who hangs the pictures for my wife.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Mr. Durbin.
00:16:05Oh.
00:16:06But why? Who put you in here?
00:16:08Lura.
00:16:09Lura is my wife.
00:16:11You should have told me about this Lura before.
00:16:13Oh, sir. No words can describe Lura.
00:16:17Well, buck up, Grogs.
00:16:19I'll advance you the price of your freedom.
00:16:21Oh, thank you.
00:16:22But that's $2,500, sir.
00:16:24Why not? One of us in here is enough.
00:16:26After all, we're brothers under the skin, suffering from the same ailment,
00:16:29if not from the same moment.
00:16:32Oh, please, sir. I... I...
00:16:34Nonsense. You'll be out of here in an hour, Grogs.
00:16:36Take a vacation. Go to the seashore.
00:16:38Someplace. Anyplace.
00:16:39I shall need you for quite a while.
00:16:41A vacation?
00:16:42To the seashore?
00:16:44Oh, I've always wanted to go to the seashore, sir.
00:16:47The splashing of the surf.
00:16:49The smell of the fish.
00:16:51Beautiful.
00:16:53Beautiful.
00:16:55But I... I haven't the proper clothes for that sort of thing, sir.
00:16:58Take a suit or two of mine, and good luck.
00:17:00Oh, thank you.
00:17:02Thank you, sir.
00:17:03All right, Grogs.
00:17:05Thank you 2,500 times, sir.
00:17:07Here's to the ultimate...
00:17:14What are you sawing for?
00:17:15Get down there and get to work.
00:17:17I've resigned.
00:17:19I'm all through, dooky old boy. I'm all through.
00:17:22Yeah? Well, you haven't even started yet.
00:17:25Mr. Hamilton has advanced me 2,500 dollars to pay Laura off.
00:17:302,500 smack advance?
00:17:32What a vacation Laura and I will have.
00:17:36You're going on a vacation with my money?
00:17:38Sure.
00:17:40Me and your wife just like to.
00:17:45Which one is my wife?
00:17:48Yes, darling.
00:17:49He's been here and gone.
00:17:51That's great.
00:17:52Did he give you that 2,500 dollars to wash your table?
00:17:562,500?
00:17:57No, all he gave me was one month's alimony.
00:17:59What?
00:18:00One month's alimony?
00:18:02Why, that double-crossing...
00:18:04What's the matter, dear?
00:18:06Matter? He's taking our vacation.
00:18:10One, two, three, four, five, six, seven bags.
00:18:37Seven and nothing else.
00:18:40Good afternoon, sir.
00:18:41Good afternoon.
00:18:42Give me something with a lot of sunlight, lots of view.
00:18:46Would you like a bath, sir?
00:18:48I had one before I left.
00:18:51Very good, sir.
00:18:52It's a little fun. I'm very happy to have you.
00:18:54By all means, a bath, a shower, a large sitting room, two big speeches, I hate to be frank.
00:19:00A sweep would answer the purpose, sir.
00:19:02Yes, that would do very nicely.
00:19:03Would you sign, sir?
00:19:06Sir?
00:19:07Yes, sir.
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:32Well, sir, how's the bath?
00:19:34This is a pleasure.
00:19:38Runt boy, show Sir Oswald Grouch the sweet forty-nine.
00:19:42Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:19:55Here's this.
00:19:56I know, right? I'm glad it wasn't the football.
00:20:05It's definitely distinguished looking, isn't it?
00:20:14This way, sir.
00:20:15Eh? Where are you?
00:20:17Oh, there you are.
00:20:18It's a lovely beach you have here, eh?
00:20:20Yes. Plenty of sand, lots of water.
00:20:24Oh, yes, indeed.
00:20:35Oh, I thought this was London.
00:20:39I wonder if he can be me, Sir Oswald Grouch, the big game hunter.
00:20:46This way, sir.
00:20:48Quite a lovely bit of femininity in the lobby.
00:20:51Who is the lady that scored the touchdown?
00:20:54Oh, that was Miss Van Zandt.
00:20:56She spends most of her time on the beach.
00:20:58Oh, yes.
00:20:59You like the water, sir?
00:21:00Well, I can take it or leave it.
00:21:14Oh, I'm so sorry again.
00:21:16Oh, no, that's quite all right.
00:21:18The ball seems to be getting larger, I suppose.
00:21:21Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:21:22May I return your visiting card?
00:21:24Can you ever forgive me, Sir Oswald?
00:21:27Oh, you know who I am.
00:21:28Oh, of course.
00:21:29The girls haven't been talking about anything else since you arrived this afternoon.
00:21:32You know how girls are.
00:21:34In a general way, yes.
00:21:37Would you care to join us?
00:21:39Well, I should be delighted.
00:21:44Girls, this is Sir Oswald Grouch.
00:21:46How do you do?
00:21:47How do you do?
00:21:48How do you do?
00:21:49How do you do?
00:21:50What is your name?
00:21:51You know, Sir Oswald Grouch, the great African game hunter.
00:21:55Oh.
00:21:56What?
00:21:57Well, you are the Sir Oswald Grouch, aren't you?
00:21:59Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:00That's right.
00:22:02Why not?
00:22:03Well, shall we play, Sir Oswald?
00:22:06With the ball, you mean?
00:22:07Yes, I'd love to.
00:22:08I'd love to.
00:22:10Wait a minute.
00:22:11How do we go about it?
00:22:19You play rugby at college?
00:22:20Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:21I play rugby.
00:22:24Like a demon.
00:22:28Oxford or Cambridge?
00:22:30A little of both.
00:22:40I'm so sorry.
00:22:41You're sorry?
00:22:42I'm afraid I put my foot in it.
00:22:44You're a fool.
00:22:53I'm going to die when you come over there.
00:22:56She might have died, too.
00:22:59Well, here we are.
00:23:00Here we are.
00:23:04I suppose that you've been all over the world, Sir Oswald.
00:23:06Oh, yes.
00:23:07I've come from Algiers and Yonkers, Baltimore, Buffalo, Syracuse, Poinsettia West.
00:23:12I've always been in here.
00:23:13It's dark down here.
00:23:14What is it like?
00:23:15Well, it's all pretty dark.
00:23:18Is it really true, Sir Oswald, that the animals in Africa grow to be so gigantic?
00:23:22Well, yes and no.
00:23:24No?
00:23:25My uncle says it is.
00:23:26Well, in that case, yes.
00:23:28Have any of you ever been to Africa?
00:23:30No.
00:23:31You've never been to Africa?
00:23:32You could be also...
00:23:33What?
00:23:35I can speak with freedom.
00:23:36I've been told that the African safari is the most secure lake in the country.
00:23:40The safari?
00:23:41Oh, yes.
00:23:42Particularly the female safari.
00:23:44Oh, but you should see them during the mating season.
00:23:47How they skip around from crag to crag like a hardy shamrock.
00:23:51Beautiful.
00:23:52Very beautiful.
00:23:54I mean the safari, the African safari, the nature.
00:23:57All the cats, all the safari, the caravans.
00:24:02I thought you meant the sofari.
00:24:04The sofari, the sofari is the African chipmunk, you know.
00:24:07So-called because it's so far from the nose to the chipmunk.
00:24:11My uncle tells me that in Africa the insects are far more to be scared than the greater animals.
00:24:15Well, you're absolutely right.
00:24:16So I'm so sorry, Sir Oswald.
00:24:18It's going to be interrupted.
00:24:19No, no.
00:24:20No, no, no.
00:24:21I'm glad you came, as a matter of fact.
00:24:23Sit down.
00:24:26There you are.
00:24:27Sir Oswald has been telling us about the insect life in Africa.
00:24:30Oh, do go on, Sir Oswald.
00:24:32I'm finally interested in bugs.
00:24:35Never will I forget the day I was attacked by a herd of beetles.
00:24:39A herd of beetles?
00:24:40Oh, yes, yes.
00:24:41The African beetles sometimes grow to be a large toad.
00:24:44Well, there I was standing on the plains all alone.
00:24:46And suddenly I heard the endless cry of the beetles.
00:24:50Whoop!
00:24:51Whoop!
00:24:52And even prior to the battle, there were fifty of them galloping in my direction.
00:24:57Their tails lashing furiously.
00:24:59Tail?
00:25:00Yes, yes.
00:25:01The lasso.
00:25:02The tail one.
00:25:04With red fiendish whiskers on their tail.
00:25:07I raised my swatter.
00:25:08My rifle.
00:25:09But not before I saw the light of their eyes.
00:25:11And I fired.
00:25:12And forty out of the fifty bit the dust.
00:25:15The river turned me up and left.
00:25:17And what was I to do?
00:25:18I had no more bullets.
00:25:19I had bottles wormed.
00:25:20The beetles were on me in an instant.
00:25:22It came to be a hand-to-hand encounter.
00:25:24It was everything to be killed for itself.
00:25:26My bullet and I slashed the air to ribbons.
00:25:29Until only one of us left.
00:25:31And there he lay wounded upon the ground.
00:25:33And I sneaked up to him.
00:25:35But he looked up at me with his cow-like eyes.
00:25:37And I didn't have the heart to kill him.
00:25:39But you did.
00:25:40I took him home and nursed him back to health.
00:25:42Until one day he died.
00:25:44And I had him stuffed.
00:25:46Where is he now?
00:25:50My man is using him for a back strike.
00:26:01You know, when I look into your eyes, I feel a light that moves.
00:26:04Yes, you are moving.
00:26:05You've only jeopardized this fight.
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:12I'm so sorry.
00:26:14When I, when I, when I, when I look into your eyes, I, I, I forget the time.
00:26:18Oh, you are, dear.
00:26:19Well, let's try it again.
00:26:21Yes.
00:26:26Oh, better?
00:26:27Better.
00:26:28Oh!
00:26:29Oh.
00:26:30But if you, if you can't move my eyes at the same time,
00:26:34maybe we'd better, um, we'd better sit out out here.
00:26:38Yes.
00:26:39Well, I think it'd be better.
00:26:45This has been one of the happiest weeks of my life.
00:26:47Oh, how about Africa?
00:26:49And the naked women.
00:26:51I'd rather be with you than a hundred naked women,
00:26:54with or without their tom-toms.
00:26:56Nothing.
00:26:57Mustn't what?
00:26:58Nothing.
00:26:59Nothing.
00:27:02Where did you get all this?
00:27:03And you mustn't do things like that.
00:27:06Forgive me, but I'm just a plain, blunt, old African game hunter.
00:27:10I've lived life in the Bronx all my life.
00:27:13Until now, I've laughed at women.
00:27:17Well, you're probably laughing at me, too.
00:27:19You know, how can one laugh when one has a bleeding heart?
00:27:27May I?
00:27:28Sure.
00:27:29Oh, sir.
00:27:32Too much.
00:27:33It's nothing, nothing.
00:27:34Just a devil from one of my diamond miners.
00:27:37Lovely.
00:27:38But I couldn't accept it.
00:27:39Why not?
00:27:40He's a lucky fellow, sir.
00:27:42Is he a good judge of diamonds?
00:27:44Don't you understand?
00:27:45I can't take him, sir.
00:27:47Oh, you can't.
00:27:48He's just a trinket, a keepsake.
00:27:50Well, he won't come toddling along when the day is over.
00:27:53Well, I have to show him to father first.
00:27:56Oh, naturally, naturally.
00:27:58Where is your father?
00:27:59He's in China.
00:28:04Well, now that you're out of jail, how does it feel to be your next contact?
00:28:07Don't get personal.
00:28:08I'm very sensitive about that.
00:28:11Cogs is still registered at the hotel, but he hasn't been there for three days.
00:28:14Oh, thank you, Dorothy.
00:28:17Well, girl, Dorothy.
00:28:19Of course she is.
00:28:20What about it?
00:28:21Oh, I just didn't think you'd notice.
00:28:25Well, it looks like your stock failure gag worked.
00:28:28It certainly did.
00:28:29Sandra's on half rations.
00:28:31Say, listen, I always wanted to be best man.
00:28:33Now that you're free, when do you put on the chains again?
00:28:35Tomorrow.
00:28:36Tomorrow?
00:28:37As soon as that?
00:28:38Tomorrow, right here in this room.
00:28:39Everything quiet and simple.
00:28:40Oh, no.
00:28:41Oh, I hate quiet weddings.
00:28:42Why not have some paper caps and confetti?
00:28:44Your bride wouldn't like that.
00:28:45What do you think of my judgment?
00:28:48Beautiful, isn't she?
00:28:49So sweet.
00:28:50Innocent.
00:28:51Untouched by life.
00:28:52Like something out of a fairy story.
00:28:56You sure she's not something out of a snappy story?
00:28:59Hey, wait a minute.
00:29:00All right, I was only kidding.
00:29:01She looks like a cream puff wrapped in cellophane.
00:29:06Look at that little cap.
00:29:08I'd like to wipe that smile off her face.
00:29:10What are you so excited about?
00:29:11What difference does it make?
00:29:13I'd like to take that song and let him cut my own money
00:29:15so that he can give her the difference.
00:29:17A society dame with a baby stare.
00:29:19Let's have a look.
00:29:31Isn't she funny as that?
00:29:32That baby stare looks very familiar to me.
00:29:35You know that dame?
00:29:36Know her?
00:29:37Know her?
00:29:38Why, she used to buck the expedant in the movie studio.
00:29:40Her name's Fanny Malone.
00:29:42Keep going, baby.
00:29:44I'm listening.
00:29:49Of course, darling,
00:29:50either it should be quiet,
00:29:52or I hate ostentatious.
00:29:54In what a way is it to be alone
00:29:55and no one can find us?
00:29:57That's my idea exactly.
00:30:00Oh, by the way, did you get the flowers I sent you?
00:30:02Yes, dear, and I love them.
00:30:04Roses especially.
00:30:07Oh, thank you.
00:30:08Oh, you think so?
00:30:10Well, they're going to be a few hours.
00:30:13Right.
00:30:24Yes, ma'am?
00:30:25Tell your mistress the fuller brush woman is here.
00:30:27I don't think we need any of that.
00:30:30The woman from your man's cab.
00:30:34Who are you?
00:30:35Sandra.
00:30:36I tell fortunes and everything.
00:30:38Well, of all the nerve coming up here, I know.
00:30:40Nerve?
00:30:41Yeah, I got that, too.
00:30:42I had the man you're going to marry.
00:30:45Oh, I see.
00:30:46You'll be it.
00:30:47Right.
00:30:48For the first time.
00:30:50Send your shadow here for a spot of gin.
00:30:52You're going to need it.
00:30:53I never drink.
00:30:54You'll be good.
00:30:57Cigarette?
00:30:58I never smoke.
00:31:00Before I get through with you, baby,
00:31:01you're going to burn.
00:31:02You kindly take care of this little girl.
00:31:04Okay.
00:31:05Hamilton faked a Wall Street crash
00:31:07and cut my alimony in half.
00:31:09See?
00:31:10No, I don't believe it.
00:31:11No, he cut my alimony in half just the same.
00:31:13And now that he's in the money,
00:31:15it's up to you to get him to put it back where it was.
00:31:18How dare you suggest such a thing?
00:31:20How dare you even anticipate
00:31:21that I should become a party to this sordid scheme?
00:31:25Sit down, Fanny Malone.
00:31:31You know, the minute you came through that door,
00:31:33I said to myself,
00:31:34I said,
00:31:35Phyllis,
00:31:36there's a girl who moves fast.
00:31:40I said to myself,
00:31:41I said,
00:31:42Phyllis, why don't you go by your right-hand side?
00:31:44I don't like the name of Fanny better.
00:31:48Old-fashioned Fanny.
00:31:51You may be a brave, big, lovely Phyllis to your boyfriend,
00:31:55but you're just plain old-fashioned Fanny Malone to me.
00:32:00That's what my first husband used to say.
00:32:03When did you get your final decree from that marriage?
00:32:06Oh, about three months.
00:32:11You know,
00:32:15now that you've brought the subject up,
00:32:19I'm,
00:32:20I'm terribly worried.
00:32:22You've never got a thing to worry about.
00:32:25You've got nothing to worry about.
00:32:27Just get chancy to put my alimony back in the works,
00:32:29and I'll walk for your money.
00:32:32Your alimony is the first thing I'm going to bring up after we're married.
00:32:38I didn't mean to be in that much of a rush.
00:32:43What,
00:32:45what was the grunt for your last book?
00:32:49I wish you'd keep walking and walking in my sleep.
00:32:55Yeah, you know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
00:32:59I'm a,
00:33:01I'm an ambulance.
00:33:05That's nice work, too, if you can get it steady.
00:33:10What's wrong with walking in your sleep?
00:33:13It's not a thing, nothing.
00:33:15It's a thing.
00:33:16You should keep right on walking.
00:33:19You're a grumpy one.
00:33:21Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
00:33:23I wouldn't hurt your feelings.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:25Well, you did.
00:33:26Well, I certainly wouldn't.
00:33:27I apologize.
00:33:28I feel that.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:30Oh, well.
00:33:31I'm ashamed.
00:33:34There's trouble with men, Ann.
00:33:36I don't respect women.
00:33:39You try to take advantage.
00:33:41That's right.
00:33:43You know, I think,
00:33:46this is the best and the worst I ever did.
00:33:50The story isn't bad, I don't think.
00:33:56Have you been married much?
00:33:59Not much.
00:34:01Quite often.
00:34:03It's not often.
00:34:05Everybody's sleeping at the same time.
00:34:07No.
00:34:12Good bye, love.
00:34:15Good bye, love.
00:34:19Good bye, love.
00:34:21Good bye, love.
00:34:23Good bye, love.
00:34:25Good bye, love.
00:34:27Good bye, love.
00:34:30Why is this feeling always makes my fingers hurt?
00:34:37What's wrong?
00:34:38My fingers hurt.
00:34:42Shh.
00:34:43Shh.
00:34:44Shh.
00:34:45Oh, but it's the radio.
00:34:47He'll be missing sleep for hours and hours and hours.
00:34:50Hello?
00:34:51Yes.
00:34:52It's him.
00:34:53It's him.
00:34:54Shh.
00:34:55Oh.
00:34:56Shh.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:58Where are they?
00:34:59I'm sorry.
00:35:00I'm just picking these up.
00:35:01They're right there with me.
00:35:02Oh.
00:35:03Oh.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:07Oh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11Tell him she's out.
00:35:14Miss Nellis is unconscious, sir.
00:35:16I mean she's asleep, sir.
00:35:18No waking her.
00:35:20Tell her I called to say good night.
00:35:22I wouldn't think of waking her, sir.
00:35:24She's laying there with her pretty blonde curls on her pillow, just like a little angel.
00:35:29Yes, sir.
00:35:36She's asleep.
00:35:38Of course she is.
00:35:39It's quite late.
00:35:41Well, I think I'd better go home now.
00:35:46Thanks a lot, Dorothy.
00:35:48You certainly have added a feminine touch to the decorations.
00:35:52I hope Miss Manson likes it.
00:35:55Of course she will.
00:35:57She'll like you, too.
00:35:59I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
00:36:01You bet we will.
00:36:02Wait till you see her, Dorothy.
00:36:03Then you'll understand how I have at last found the one woman for me.
00:36:08I'm glad you feel that way.
00:36:10Any girl could be happy with you.
00:36:12I...
00:36:28Yes, sir.
00:36:30Yes, Judge.
00:36:31We're expecting you in 20 minutes.
00:36:34Goodbye.
00:36:38Dorothy?
00:36:39There she is.
00:36:41At least this is my secretary, Miss Blane.
00:36:44I hope you'll be very happy, Miss Manson.
00:36:51Darling, can I have a drum of substance?
00:36:54Of course you can.
00:36:57Darling, can I have a drum of substance?
00:37:00I'm a little nervous.
00:37:01Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
00:37:02That's too bad.
00:37:03But of course.
00:37:04You just sit quietly here.
00:37:06I'll have Dorothy get you one right away.
00:37:09Dorothy?
00:37:11She knows the house better than I do.
00:37:13Now, what's the matter?
00:37:14Why are those lines in your pretty forehead?
00:37:17Well, I may be old-fashioned, but I think a man should have a man secretary.
00:37:21Oh, Dorothy.
00:37:23Forgive me, darling.
00:37:24It's just that I'm so nervous.
00:37:26May I have that drum on now?
00:37:28Of course.
00:37:55I, uh, I hate executions, don't you?
00:38:02I can't.
00:38:05I understand, dear.
00:38:07It's okay.
00:38:20My gloves!
00:38:21Fox, what an idiot!
00:38:23Fox, what on earth are you doing?
00:38:26I'm taking a shower, miss.
00:38:28Are you mad, Clogs?
00:38:31Yes, I'm mad.
00:38:32I'm mad as a hatter.
00:38:34What are you talking about?
00:38:35Love, freezing, treachery.
00:38:38A woman.
00:38:40A woman broke me like a butterfly on a wheel.
00:38:43Not so much noise.
00:38:44There's a wedding going on.
00:38:47A wedding?
00:38:48Where?
00:38:49In there.
00:38:51You say there's a real wedding going on?
00:38:54You mean to say that Mr. Hamilton is marrying a woman?
00:39:09This ring I give thee in token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love.
00:39:14By the authority vested in me by the sovereign state, I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:39:21Here.
00:39:22Here?
00:39:23Give me your hair.
00:39:24Here.
00:39:27Well, you've done it again, old man.
00:39:30I wish you luck.
00:39:31Bye.
00:39:33I'll get it.
00:39:38Captain.
00:39:39Sadly.
00:39:43Hello, Brooke.
00:39:44Well, I see you're here ahead of us.
00:39:46Now, wait a minute.
00:39:47Wait a minute.
00:39:48Mr. Hamilton doesn't want to see any report.
00:39:49Now, wait a minute.
00:39:50I don't suppose there's any way to keep you out?
00:39:51Say, you couldn't keep us out of the picture?
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:54How about a few words for the press, Mr. Hamilton?
00:39:56And a picture.
00:39:59Are you feeling better now?
00:40:01I'll never feel better.
00:40:05Who hit him?
00:40:06Nobody hit him.
00:40:07He fell.
00:40:08Yeah, I fell.
00:40:09I'll never stop falling.
00:40:11Mr. Brooks, that woman.
00:40:13Keep it out of the papers.
00:40:15I know something must be done, but do keep it out of the papers.
00:40:18That woman.
00:40:19If we kept women out of the papers, we wouldn't have any news.
00:40:22Mr. Brooks.
00:40:23She promised to marry me, and then she disappeared, and now she's married to him.
00:40:27Say, wait a minute.
00:40:28Who promised who and what?
00:40:29Oh, he's mad.
00:40:30He said so himself.
00:40:31Oh, no, I'm not mad.
00:40:32No, I've got proof.
00:40:33I've got proof.
00:40:34I'll show you.
00:40:35I'll show you.
00:40:36I've got some pictures of you here somewhere.
00:40:37Yeah, I've got some.
00:40:38Here.
00:40:39Here.
00:40:40Here.
00:40:41Here's some snapshots of you.
00:40:42There's some pictures of you.
00:40:43There she is.
00:40:44There's one of her writings.
00:40:45That's me behind the horse.
00:40:46Oh, it can't be.
00:40:47I never make mistakes.
00:40:48Oh, boy, here's everything but a fingerprint.
00:40:50Oh, and I'll get better.
00:40:51I'll get better than fingerprints.
00:40:52Wait, I'll show you.
00:40:54Oh, you won't think anything about this?
00:40:56You can't.
00:40:57Think of Mr. Hamilton.
00:40:58I am thinking.
00:41:03Anna, what about your honeymoon with Mr. Hamilton?
00:41:05We'll be going in a year.
00:41:06I haven't been judged about the compliments.
00:41:08Can I go home for half a second?
00:41:10Excuse me, dear.
00:41:11Excuse me, boy.
00:41:12Excuse me.
00:41:13Yes, we're sailing tonight, and we're going to be gone for months.
00:41:16A girl only has a honeymoon once in her life.
00:41:18Well, maybe twice.
00:41:21Yeah, but she wants it to last a long time.
00:41:23You got that, boy?
00:41:24Yeah, I better have.
00:41:26There you are, miss.
00:41:27You can see for yourself.
00:41:28Hand over those snapshots.
00:41:30Oh, Mr. Hamilton, sir.
00:41:32If I had only known, I wouldn't have done it.
00:41:35Wait a minute.
00:41:37There they are.
00:41:39When were these taken?
00:41:41Last week.
00:41:42Oh, what about it?
00:41:44Oh, your faith in women is pathetic.
00:41:46Am I supposed to have asterix because Phyllis was photographed with this idiot on the beach?
00:41:52We weren't on the beach all the time.
00:41:56What was that?
00:41:57I gave her all I had, sir, and she...
00:41:59What do you mean?
00:42:00What do you mean you gave her all you had?
00:42:02A diamond ring.
00:42:03A diamond ring.
00:42:04A diamond ring.
00:42:05What do you mean?
00:42:06What do you mean you gave her all you had?
00:42:08A diamond ring.
00:42:09$1,500.
00:42:10For hotel bills, $700.
00:42:12Are you crazy?
00:42:13Are you...
00:42:14Go ahead, sir.
00:42:15I wouldn't even feel it.
00:42:16Wait a minute.
00:42:17Rog, have you got any proof of all this?
00:42:19Yes, sir, I have.
00:42:20Here, you are, here, here.
00:42:21Those are the...
00:42:23Exhibit A.
00:42:25Exhibit B.
00:42:26Exhibit C.
00:42:28D, E, F, C, H, I.
00:42:31She tossed me aside like an old glove.
00:42:35It's. OK.
00:42:43No no no no tell me I got
00:42:44a better one coming up I mean I mean I get an earful of that private life from the
00:42:48coast repeat that. Our name is playing
00:42:54a game alone and she's been tossed around like
00:42:56a beach ball all over Southern California. There must be some mistake yes and you
00:43:02made it. What am I going to do all right when you listen to me for the first time
00:43:06in your life I was in there and I was right you're in on this show. I've been in
00:43:13so much. I'll get a load of this the both of you from now on all you've got to do
00:43:18is follow what I get.
00:43:20That.
00:43:29This is my parents address wherever I am to reach me yes I'm going to be. Don't
00:43:34worry there are plenty of. Mr.
00:43:39Hamilton home you can't see him now he's leaving for you yeah that's why we came.
00:43:44To. You just don't know I am.
00:43:51What we're from the Department of Justice. We're taking him to Washington stops
00:43:56with federal investigation I don't know what they're talking about but this is our
00:44:00honeymoon I don't have to wait. I don't know what this means I'm innocent come on
00:44:05out. This is ridiculous you can't take him away like this I'm sorry old man we'll
00:44:11wait for you downstairs. I guess I'll have to go to you it'll be all right don't
00:44:17worry I'll go down to the headquarters I'll be back in
00:44:19an hour or two it'll be all right. Goodbye dear.
00:44:34I've worked great if we do all right Mr Hamill you bet you did there's proof of
00:44:39that. Well.
00:44:44This is your home until further notice. Sure we can depend on. Don't worry about
00:44:50drugs you'll come through what is needed OK. You think I'm going to put these
00:44:56things back in the bureau. Yes. I reckon you got these shoes off
00:45:02a little less than you think it is.
00:45:19Good for the people around you know. You're scared I'll go up.
00:45:33You.
00:45:42Should like to but I'm controlling myself. You see how well I'm controlling myself.
00:45:51What are you doing here I came to borrow a book. I own this apartment I
00:45:58think it's furnished to Mr. Hamilton.
00:46:05You.
00:46:12Now I know why you tossed me aside. Now I know why you ran away and left me on
00:46:18the same piece of kelp.
00:46:21You.
00:46:25For a long sharp night. I simply want to kill myself.
00:46:33I can't. Believe me it's true.
00:46:42Please believe me.
00:46:46I left my heart.
00:46:51You poor child.
00:46:55Look. I'm beginning to understand now. Your life was not out for you by
00:47:02an irate parent. I'm
00:47:05a very unhappy man. I'm going back to Africa. Where the wild things understand.
00:47:14The body. Must you go it's the only decent thing to do.
00:47:21I feel happy. Yes yes I thought you did well keep it keep
00:47:27a little pebble as
00:47:28a token of what might have been. Well. If you insist and
00:47:35perhaps you can tell I may call again for another.
00:47:39To the.
00:47:47You want to know. I'm going to put him on ice and save him for
00:47:53a rainy day.
00:48:09You.
00:48:29Know. What do you mean we've still got each other.
00:48:34You haven't got me. Now don't get all worked up in
00:48:38a fellow that I don't think we're going to shut up get me the mask from the gym
00:48:42shape. And I'll be in the doctor.
00:48:52I'm sorry to intrude but may I exchange. I guess so I wouldn't like to disturb
00:48:58you feel awfully bad.
00:49:11You're not well it's nothing I had
00:49:14a teeny weeny headache but it's not the sound of your voice. I'm going to pop
00:49:19a carry and get you something.
00:49:20To say.
00:49:27I have so many things to tell you. I'm not happy. I'm afraid I've made
00:49:35a mistake. When I married I I didn't know what it meant.
00:49:42And you know now. What am I going to do.
00:49:47You. May I offer some advice. On anything you say.
00:49:53Then speak to me. It may seem hard it hurts me more than it hurts you.
00:50:01But it's your duty. To monitor my duty.
00:50:09Suppose we both forgot our duty.
00:50:13Suppose we did.
00:50:15Just. Get me like you did. On the beach.
00:50:29We could go back to Africa. We could play in the jungle. We could start life.
00:50:35All over again.
00:50:43It may be my husband. I don't think that's right.
00:50:54You know I mean.
00:50:58I have and I have you know it's not as bad as you want.
00:51:06It's everything. Everything. And I don't care what we're going to do.
00:51:15You'll wait for me darling I know. You want to go.
00:51:22But that's just that now.
00:51:29And now. I'm out of there.
00:51:35So if you don't have
00:51:37a good old fellow I've just been reading the most interesting book it's called
00:51:40Nelly Clover or fun in a hay pile what are you doing in my house I got. To borrow
00:51:46from you. Probably read them all.
00:51:52And something I'm going to tell you.
00:51:59The truth.
00:52:06And. I'm going to get out of this house.
00:52:18I'm.
00:52:20Hoping perfectly I'm going to get out of the pocket of the minute I don't feel
00:52:24that way it isn't enough to displace me you have humiliating as well. I'm getting
00:52:29out I'm through everything you want to divorce I suppose I do in the quickest way
00:52:34I can get it you know what that means certainly I know you've got to give me
00:52:37ground for me to go off you've got to give me evidence. You'll get your evidence.
00:52:50Everything is ready.
00:53:04And.
00:53:29I'm not when you're ready I have
00:53:31a drink for you.
00:53:43Why don't you tell me. I won't let you do it now when I get dressed.
00:53:55Wait till I get my hands on books for this I'm here and here I think. Have you gone
00:54:00out of your mind yet that's just what I've done I've watched you do stupid things
00:54:05for years and I've never said a word I've kept my head up and miserable. Oh I think
00:54:10it's a terrible thing but now I don't care if someone has to be found here with you
00:54:15it's going to be me I'm going to see you off tonight anyway.
00:54:21You don't.
00:54:22Go and then get your clothes on and get out of here before it's too late you will you've got me.
00:54:28Is that your husband Mrs. Hamilton?
00:54:31That's him.
00:54:35Well good night. Happy days.
00:54:46There's something about this that worries me.
00:54:49What is it? I just found it out I don't know what to do about it.
00:54:53You have vinyl eyes honey.
00:55:19Do you mean to say this makes Reggie a lord? Yep, monocle and lord. This is amazing. I thought you'd be interested. I am.
00:55:28Sandra you look dope for a change. Thanks. Oh uh I just dropped in to show that to Reggie. Oh well I'll do that.
00:55:35Yes I thought you would but on second thought hadn't you better hear those wedding bells first?
00:55:41I know my stuff.
00:55:44Who say speaking of wedding bells I hear the more recent Mrs. Hamilton is about to ring out again.
00:55:51Nice fast work.
00:56:11The meaning isn't there. I can't tell it when I kiss you.
00:56:21Look I love you.
00:56:25Look at all those honky people down there. They're friends of Shook's. I don't even mind all the hungry chorus girls in town. They'll get me this.
00:56:35But there is someone who is not in love with you.
00:56:44Hey wait a minute. This may be the judge.
00:56:55Hello judge how are you? Come right in, come right in. Get yourself at home. Judge I can't
00:57:00tell you how glad we are to see you. Thank you my young friend, thank you. Now you sit right here
00:57:03while I put some fire under the bride and groom. Fire I beg your pardon? Oh I mean uh stick around
00:57:08until I uh drag out the victims. Well have a look. You sure look like an agent without
00:57:20that many of food. Never mind the wine Frank. And the bouquets.
00:57:24Hey where are you? I'm ringing out. What's all the stall about? Mr. Brooksack can't go through in his sleep. Why not?
00:57:51Supposing Phyllis should find out that I was only a gentleman's gentleman. Well now how can
00:57:55she find that out unless you tell her? But supposing our first child was born with a
00:57:59whisper broom in his hand. Now listen here Fox as I told you before you don't have to go through with it.
00:58:06I'm only one of the helpers of the board. Mr. Brooks this whole affair has grown far beyond
00:58:12pitchfork's play. The young lady and I haven't given her what we haven't for lunch.
00:58:23Well in that case come on let's get going.
00:58:26I never met you before Mary but you certainly look swell. Thanks.
00:58:46Yes one more drink.
00:59:01Now come on hurry up will you? The bride is already in waiting.
00:59:11I hope I can make them scared.
00:59:16Hurry hurry. You're walking crooked. Stand up straight will you?
00:59:35I got here as soon as I could. I hear you've made me very happy.
00:59:39Next next is the wrong one she's over there. Oh I'm so sorry my dear.
00:59:48The future looks very bright. You're perfectly lit up.
00:59:52Start off with your blanket would you?
01:00:14You know I can't help feeling sorry for poor old Grog just to say. Don't worry about Grog he's all right.
01:00:20I'm warning him not to go through with this wedding but he's in love. Well that's the reason.
01:00:25Too good is any. Love, honor and the baby. I leave unto him and to forsake all of us.
01:00:33The rain. Where's the rain?
01:00:42Unfortunate.
01:00:43I refuse you of a union. Why you may not lawfully be joined together in marriage. You now confess.
01:00:53Now will you join hands?
01:01:01You take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. You love, cherish and protect her. Are you? Then place the ring on the bride's finger.
01:01:09That's the ring. That's the ring.
01:01:23Why he's. He's run of it. What?
01:01:27It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
01:01:35Get me a big sea diver.
01:01:43I've got a suggestion. I've got a suggestion. Alcohol will melt metal. Get him a drink.
01:01:53I'm so sorry.
01:01:57Hello, emergency hospital? Send an ambulance to Woodward Tower right away.
01:02:07Hello, Brooksville boy. Meet the Duchess.
01:02:11Oh, so that's why you're late.
01:02:13Stopped on the way to be married myself. Eh, Reggie?
01:02:17Well, you're just in time for the finish, if you get what I mean.
01:02:21Hello, Danny Malone.
01:02:23I mean that Phyllis, um, uh, Mrs. Whatever your name is. What's up?
01:02:29Nothing at all. Sir Oswald will be himself any moment now.
01:02:33Sir Oswald? Who are you?
01:02:35Sir Oswald? How do you get that name?
01:02:39I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:41I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:43I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:45I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:47Sir Oswald? How do you get that way?
01:02:51He's Hamilton's man. Just plain broad surveillance.
01:02:57Oswald. Oswald. Oswald, is it true?
01:03:02I cannot tell a lie.
01:03:09Oh, there goes the bride.
01:03:11There goes the groom.
01:03:18The groom, they say.
01:03:20Wait till she comes to you.
01:03:22Why are you cackling? Let's make it a good laugh, Nessus.
01:03:25What do you mean?
01:03:27There ain't no title.
01:03:29What?
01:03:30I put that person on the paper about Reggie's fortune.
01:03:33Why, you...
01:03:35Get your Reggie.
01:03:38Emergency hospital, make it three.
01:03:41I think I should be going, my young friend.
01:03:43You seem to have far bigger needs for a doctor than a judge.
01:03:46Wait a minute. I promised you a job, and I'm going to see that you get it.
01:03:52Phyllis. Phyllis, speak to me.
01:03:56Beat it.
01:04:00Well, that's speaking to me.
01:04:04You, Dorothy Lane, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband.
01:04:07I do.
01:04:08You, Chester Hamilton, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife.
01:04:10I do.
01:04:11And place the ring on the bride's finger.
01:04:13Ring? Ring? You got the license? Have you got a ring?
01:04:15No, I haven't got any ring.
01:04:16Have you got...
01:04:17I do.
01:04:19Then might I oblige?
01:04:43I do.