Geisha Girl (1952)
Approved | 67 min | Comedy, Romance | 2 May 1952 (USA)
"Rocky" Wilson and his sidekick, Archer McGregor, American soldiers en route home from Korea, stop over in Tokyo. They instantly get involved in a sabotage plot and, inadvertently, end up in the possession of some highly-explosive pills. But, with the help of Peggy Barnes, an American airlines hostess, and a crazy magician with hypnotic powers, they put an end to a scheme to take over the world. (Shot entirely in Japan.)
Directors: George P. Breakston (as George Breakston), C. Ray Stahl
Writer: C. Ray Stahl (original screenplay)
Stars: Steve Forrest, Martha Hyer, Archer MacDonald
Approved | 67 min | Comedy, Romance | 2 May 1952 (USA)
"Rocky" Wilson and his sidekick, Archer McGregor, American soldiers en route home from Korea, stop over in Tokyo. They instantly get involved in a sabotage plot and, inadvertently, end up in the possession of some highly-explosive pills. But, with the help of Peggy Barnes, an American airlines hostess, and a crazy magician with hypnotic powers, they put an end to a scheme to take over the world. (Shot entirely in Japan.)
Directors: George P. Breakston (as George Breakston), C. Ray Stahl
Writer: C. Ray Stahl (original screenplay)
Stars: Steve Forrest, Martha Hyer, Archer MacDonald
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00:01:30Your plane will leave in approximately 10 minutes.
00:01:46May I have your names, please?
00:01:48Miss Morgan.
00:01:49Thank you. Your name, please?
00:01:56Thank you. May I have your...
00:02:00Do you see what I see?
00:02:04I see a girl. An American girl.
00:02:07If my memory serves me right.
00:02:09You know how long it's been since I've seen an American girl?
00:02:12Wonderful creatures, aren't they?
00:02:14May I have your names, please?
00:02:15I saw her first.
00:02:16Thank you very much. We'll be boarding the plane in just a few minutes.
00:02:21May I have your names, please?
00:02:23I can't seem to think.
00:02:24What does a guy call a beautiful girl like you?
00:02:27I'm Miss Burns.
00:02:28Oh, hi, Peggy. Oh, I'm Rocky Wilson.
00:02:31This is my buddy, Archie McGregor.
00:02:33A pleasure, I'm sure.
00:02:35Where are you boys bound?
00:02:36Tokyo for a few days and then back to the States.
00:02:38May I get you anything?
00:02:40What have you got?
00:02:41I should think that's fairly obvious.
00:02:44Well, to give you something to look forward to, we serve cocktails in all overseas flights.
00:02:48Oh, twist my arm.
00:02:50Just water for me, thank you.
00:02:52Water?
00:02:53He's vitamin happy. It's time for his pill.
00:02:59Now there's no substitute for good health, my boy.
00:03:03This just came in, Peggy.
00:03:08As I was about to say, it's a question of maintaining the proper balance in bodily resources.
00:03:14All of us suffer ailments and indispositions resulting from nutritious deficiencies,
00:03:19but vitamins help to overcome these inadequacies.
00:03:23I'm convinced. Water it'll be.
00:03:25Could I buy you a drink in Tokyo?
00:03:27Oh, I'm sorry. I never make dates on flights.
00:03:30You won't always be up in the air.
00:03:32Where do you stay when we land?
00:03:33At the Northwest Airlines staff house.
00:03:35I'll call you there tomorrow.
00:03:37Thanks, but I'm afraid I'll be awfully busy.
00:03:39Anyway, you'll find lots to do in Tokyo.
00:04:27Well, Tokyo, here we come.
00:04:57It happens every time.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Why is it all the good joints are always off limits?
00:05:37Same old story.
00:05:49What are you gonna do?
00:05:50I've got an idea. Maybe we can get rid of these uniforms.
00:05:54Hey, Mac. Where's the black market?
00:05:58I don't know.
00:05:59He doesn't speak English.
00:06:01Now, look, Mac. We're not MPs. We want some clothes. Civilian clothes.
00:06:05Ah, masquerade, eh?
00:06:07Well, in that case, I'd recommend Hero's Aberdashery.
00:06:09Excellent merchandise at most reasonable prices.
00:06:12Hero's Aberdashery.
00:06:14That's odd. There used to be a store in Kansas City.
00:06:17I know. Our password is moving to a new location. It's in November of 52.
00:06:21Take it easy, Mac. I'm a Democrat.
00:06:23Then you should feel right at home. Step in. I'll take care of it.
00:06:26Yes, I see. I'll just go about my business till I hear from you.
00:06:53What was that name again?
00:06:55Nakano.
00:06:56All right, Cousin Henry. Goodbye.
00:07:03Hey, you. What do you got here?
00:07:06This is for Nakano. Deep freezer. Gift from a friend.
00:07:10You take her on the back, huh?
00:07:27Hey, boss.
00:07:28Don't bother me. Can't you see I'm busy?
00:07:37My work is finished.
00:07:39Five years well spent, Professor.
00:07:42Who could guess this little bottle will change the history of the world?
00:07:45Don't drop it, my friend, or it will merely change our history.
00:07:50Such a slight impact will cause the pills to explode?
00:07:53And make the atom bomb seem like a breath of wind in a howling storm.
00:07:59Incredible.
00:08:00My demonstration today will prove it.
00:08:03And make every headline I trust.
00:08:05The pill will be smuggled into ten key cities.
00:08:09Tomorrow night, they will be wiped off the face of the earth.
00:08:13Then all men will accept the guidance of the two people's party.
00:08:19You will need one of these pills for your demonstration.
00:08:21I have kept one aside.
00:08:24Only one?
00:08:25Only one.
00:08:29Splendid.
00:08:43What can I do for you, gentlemen?
00:09:01You better watch your inflection, kiddo.
00:09:03We want to trade these in.
00:09:04We don't carry uniforms.
00:09:06Neither do we when we can help it.
00:09:08Draft it, you know.
00:09:09We can't deal with soldiers.
00:09:11The MPs can, and those bloodhounds really cramp a guy's style.
00:09:15So?
00:09:16We're going to throw them off the scent.
00:09:17Now, just a minute.
00:09:19Now, wait a minute, bud.
00:09:20We've been a year in a career.
00:09:21Don't mess with it.
00:09:22We're not responsible.
00:09:23Boxhole phobia, as you know.
00:09:28Now, this is for me.
00:09:30Well, to each his own.
00:09:31But personally, I prefer something a little more conservative.
00:09:36Nice shirt, tie.
00:09:45Not that one, not that one.
00:09:46No style, no taste.
00:09:50Nonsense.
00:09:52It's an excellent taste.
00:09:55Nice shirt, tie.
00:10:00You idiot.
00:10:08Picket.
00:10:13Freeze!
00:10:14MP.
00:10:20Phony passes.
00:10:21Another one of Hero's services, huh?
00:10:23I wonder if it's good for an RFC loan.
00:10:39Pass your identification.
00:10:52What are you fellas looking for?
00:10:53Well, we think this is a black market joint.
00:10:56Oh, a black market joint.
00:10:57Horrors, aren't you?
00:10:58Let's get out of here.
00:10:59I'm ready, my boy.
00:11:00Carry on, Sergeant.
00:11:02Do your duty.
00:11:03We will, sir.
00:11:04You know, I used to be in uniform not so long ago, as a matter of fact.
00:11:09Come on, Archie.
00:11:10And it's quite a novelty to have a sergeant call me sir.
00:11:13Thank you, Sergeant.
00:11:15My thrill for the day.
00:11:27What are you trying to do?
00:11:28Get thrown in a clink?
00:11:29I'm sorry, Rocky.
00:11:30I tried to fight it, but it was bigger than I.
00:11:36Please, come here.
00:11:38Show's starting soon.
00:11:41Come on.
00:11:42Hey, Sergeant.
00:11:46Why, those characters.
00:11:58Ah, some of the soldiers, huh?
00:12:00Take them away.
00:12:02I thought this place smelled fishy.
00:12:03What about the two GIs?
00:12:05I will catch them.
00:12:06Come on, let's go.
00:12:37Where are those American soldiers?
00:12:39They went to the bamboo club.
00:12:41All right.
00:12:42Here's what I want you to do.
00:12:44I want them, Archie.
00:12:46Well, as long as you know your way around, maybe it would be easier if you met me here.
00:12:50Fine, Rocky.
00:12:51I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:12:53Okay, Peggy.
00:12:55Your waiting point.
00:13:02Well, what do you know?
00:13:03I got me a date.
00:13:04Fine.
00:13:05Fine.
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00:20:50Splendid.
00:20:51Rest assured, you're in for something most unusual.
00:21:20So you're really soldiers in disguise.
00:21:32We thought you should know since this place is off-limits.
00:21:34We wouldn't want to get you in trouble on our account.
00:21:37That's very considerate of you.
00:21:39Please, exchange your shoes for slippers.
00:21:41No, sir.
00:21:42No, sir.
00:21:43No, I'll help you.
00:21:44While you're here, the only concern would be your confident figure.
00:21:47Well, that's what I call service.
00:21:50Aren't they pretty, Peggy?
00:21:51They certainly are.
00:21:52Look at this one.
00:21:55Does a geisha girl ever go out on a date?
00:21:58If you like her, she will serve you at dinner.
00:22:00Her name is Michiko.
00:22:01Michiko, eh?
00:22:03Come.
00:22:06I will explain about the girls and show you what they learn here.
00:22:22You see, Americans have the wrong impression of geisha girls.
00:22:25The true geisha studies for many years, learning Japanese art and universal knowledge.
00:22:31She's then without equal as a hostess, entertainer, and conversationalist.
00:22:36These girls are practicing floral arrangements,
00:22:39which should be artistic and yet reflect the woman's personality.
00:22:43Those girls are mastering the formal style of Japanese writing.
00:22:48Continue, please.
00:22:51Wake up, you.
00:22:53It's six o'clock here.
00:23:00That, of course, is a class in English.
00:23:02English?
00:23:03Brooklyn, Asia.
00:23:05We never know whom we may have to entertain.
00:23:08Anyway, we're betting that English will be the dominant tongue of the future.
00:23:12However...
00:23:17What language is that?
00:23:19Russian, in case we're wrong.
00:23:24We always bathe before dinner.
00:23:26It's an old Japanese custom.
00:23:28You'll find it very different and also very stimulating.
00:23:31I know I shall enjoy it.
00:23:32One of the maids is bringing you soap and a towel.
00:23:43Get inside.
00:23:44Thank you very much, my dear.
00:23:46But thank you again.
00:23:48That will be all.
00:23:49Okay.
00:23:51Now, just a minute.
00:23:53I've heard about mixed bathing in Japan,
00:23:55but to quote a famous American, I intend to go it alone.
00:23:58Okay.
00:24:01I see you don't understand me.
00:24:04You are more my type.
00:24:06No, perish the thought.
00:24:09Give him five.
00:24:11Same to you.
00:24:12Look, I'm catching cold and I want to take some pills.
00:24:15Would you fetch me some water?
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:19I'm going to take the pills.
00:24:21You get the water.
00:24:23Me too.
00:24:24Right.
00:24:35Did you get his pill belt?
00:24:37No.
00:24:38Well, keep trying, but don't be obvious about it.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:48It's freezing.
00:24:50I'll catch my death.
00:24:54Don't just stand there.
00:24:56Do something.
00:24:57How do you keep this tub?
00:24:59Heat, do you understand?
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:09That's boiling water.
00:25:11Merciful heavens.
00:25:13Get them out of here.
00:25:15Merciful heavens.
00:25:17Get them out of here.
00:25:18I'm not used to having women around while I take my bath.
00:25:22Get them out.
00:25:23Get them out.
00:25:24Do you hear?
00:25:27Oh, this is dreadful.
00:25:29My glasses, my glasses.
00:25:31I can't see, I'm blind.
00:25:35How about paying a little attention to me for a change?
00:25:37I'm sorry.
00:25:38I bet you'll be glad to get home again, Rocky.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42We'll look good after a year in Korea.
00:25:44A year?
00:25:45How come you and Archie are still privates?
00:25:48Well, it wasn't easy, but we managed.
00:25:51Oh, we were sergeants for a while, and then they broke us down to privates,
00:25:55then up to corporal, then down to private again.
00:25:57We've been up and down so many times, they call us the double yo-yos.
00:26:01Aren't you asking for trouble running around here in civilian clothes?
00:26:04We're privates.
00:26:05They can't bust us any lower.
00:26:08And anyway, I wanted to take you somewhere special.
00:26:11So many places are off limits to guys in uniform.
00:26:14That was sweet of you, Rocky.
00:26:18You seem awfully intent on that place.
00:26:20I'm intrigued by those geisha girls.
00:26:23You know, I've got a funny feeling about Nakano.
00:26:26Really?
00:26:27He's an opportunist. He'd jump on any bandwagon.
00:26:30But what does he expect to get from us?
00:26:33Why ask me?
00:26:34Help!
00:26:36I'm being boiled alive.
00:26:39That's enough! That's enough, you idiots!
00:26:42Oh, flattery will get me nowhere.
00:26:45Maybe you'll understand this.
00:26:57Did you get her dead?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Never mind.
00:27:09Chuto.
00:27:17For one of the glasses, put this in his soup.
00:27:20Sorry, it's only a sedative. It will put him to sleep.
00:27:23Okay.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:19Thank you very much.
00:28:22Let me help you.
00:28:28What happened to him?
00:28:29He got a little overheated.
00:28:31Overheated?
00:28:32I've been scalded to death.
00:28:35On second thought, I may recover.
00:28:39Relax. He's okay.
00:28:41His pulse is pretty rapid.
00:28:43Well, I can understand that.
00:28:45A nice bowl of soup will slow it down.
00:28:47Shall we take our places?
00:28:55Would you like some geisha entertainment?
00:28:57Thank you. We'd love it.
00:29:04Oh, hey!
00:29:16What is it?
00:29:23Oh, it's so hot!
00:29:31Oh, it's so hot!
00:29:33Yoko-san!
00:29:37Yoko-san!
00:29:42Yoko-san!
00:30:04Yoko-san!
00:30:08Yoko-san!
00:30:33Yoko-san!
00:30:35Yoko-san!
00:30:58Please, begin eating.
00:31:03For you, my dear, anything.
00:31:30For you, my dear, anything.
00:31:36For you, my dear, anything.
00:31:41For you, my dear, anything.
00:32:00For you, my dear, anything.
00:32:13Perhaps you would prefer some American entertainment.
00:32:22Rock-a-bye baby on the treetops
00:32:28When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
00:32:34Winds above and the cradle will fall
00:32:39And I'll welcome baby, cradle and all
00:32:51Now there's a dish!
00:32:54Southern style?
00:33:04Good. What is it?
00:33:06Taco.
00:33:07Taco?
00:33:08Raw octopus.
00:33:10Only one pill did this?
00:33:24Only one pill.
00:33:27Think what will happen when we have all of the pills.
00:33:31You happen to recover them yet?
00:33:33Not yet. I can't understand it.
00:33:36We took the boy's soup, but it showed no effect.
00:33:42Don't get excited, Professor. He's still in the house. All of them are.
00:33:46I persuaded them to stay here, so I could send them out early in the morning on a sightseeing tour to Nikko.
00:33:51What if they leave before then?
00:33:53Every entrance is guarded. No one leaves, except the geishas who are going to parties tonight.
00:34:07I have a plan.
00:34:09So have I.
00:34:11Where is this Archie?
00:34:13Don't be stupid. What do you want to do? Murder an American soldier?
00:34:17Tip our hand? Stir up a nationwide manhunt for us?
00:34:21Wait a while. When you're certain he's asleep, you enter his room and search his pill-belt.
00:34:27If you find the right bottle.
00:34:29Okay.
00:34:55Bongai! Bongai!
00:35:00Bongai!
00:35:02Bongai!
00:35:04Bongai!
00:35:06Bongai!
00:35:13Bongai!
00:35:15Bongai!
00:35:25Cousin Henry!
00:35:27Miss Burns!
00:35:31Where did you get that costume?
00:35:33From O'Connell's geisha house.
00:35:35O'Connell's?
00:35:36I really stumbled onto something. Have you seen this?
00:35:39Explosion? What about it?
00:35:41Let me tell you.
00:35:42Take this off.
00:35:43This afternoon I met two boys in a bar. Two American soldiers.
00:35:47One of them was loaded down with pills.
00:35:49I wonder what these could be.
00:35:53Where's the label?
00:35:54Fell off, I guess.
00:35:56Try one. See what happens.
00:35:59No. Better stick to my usual routine.
00:36:04Remember now. As soon as they sleep.
00:36:16Incredible.
00:36:19If one of those pills can destroy a whole island...
00:36:22You'd better get them before it's too late.
00:36:24It's not enough to capture the pills.
00:36:26They will simply produce some more.
00:36:29Now, we must learn their plan and everyone concerned.
00:36:33Above all, we have got to find the inventor and the place where the pills were made.
00:36:39That's a pretty tall order with so little time.
00:36:45Zorro.
00:36:46Zorro?
00:36:48Zorro is a hypnotist. The greatest.
00:36:50But he uses his power only for mischief.
00:36:54He is a... What do you say? Screwball?
00:36:57Can you trust him?
00:36:59I'm going back to the house.
00:37:00No. It's too dangerous for you.
00:37:02It's also dangerous for others.
00:37:04One of the American soldiers, perhaps.
00:37:07All right, then.
00:37:11But remember. When Zorro arrives, don't look at his eyes.
00:37:15I won't.
00:37:16I won't.
00:37:23Plus this protein to all checkpoints, stations and spot cards.
00:37:32Whatever he's doing, I'm searching for Zorro.
00:37:35Zorro? Zorro? Zorro?
00:37:37We know his hangouts.
00:37:38Read them all till you find him.
00:37:40Then bring him to me.
00:37:42But the last time we arrested Zorro...
00:37:44He stole our money and put us in jail.
00:37:46Put your money in the safe.
00:37:53Get me the American authorities.
00:38:01What about the key?
00:38:02Right away.
00:38:14Let's go.
00:38:44More whiskey.
00:38:45Go away. You're ruining my business.
00:38:47I give you diamond.
00:38:52Those aren't diamonds.
00:39:02Whiskey.
00:39:08See? What you can do.
00:39:11Look.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:26Come on. But don't look in his eyes.
00:39:30Hey, Zorro. Inspector wants to see you.
00:39:35Cops. Get him smacked.
00:39:40Hey, you leave him alone.
00:39:41I'll fix him good, unless you come with us.
00:39:45Okay, what can I lose?
00:40:11Nice to see you again, Inspector.
00:40:24I'm not going to waste words, Daron.
00:40:26I need your help, so I'll make a deal.
00:40:29These are the charges against you.
00:40:31If you play ball, I'll tear them up.
00:40:34Hahahahahahah!!!
00:40:40Bar-ba-da-da, Bar-ba-da-da, Broom-kin'!!!
00:40:51Get away from that set!
00:40:54Listen to me.
00:40:58Get this thing out of here!
00:41:03All right, maybe I can't put you in jail,
00:41:05but I can lock up your friend Tanaka
00:41:08and keep him there forever.
00:41:12Dirty trick.
00:41:14Okay, you win.
00:41:16Turn around.
00:41:21Have you done yet?
00:41:23Why, Inspector.
00:41:24I have to be sure.
00:41:26The pigeon.
00:41:31Now, here's the deal.
00:41:32I want you to go to Agesha house.
00:41:34Agesha house?
00:41:35Oh, good deal.
00:41:37Get going.
00:41:38I'll explain to them on the way.
00:42:01Zorro?
00:42:02Yes, Zorro?
00:42:32Zorro?
00:42:40McConaughey's room.
00:42:53Who are you?
00:42:54Who are you?
00:43:54Who are you?
00:44:24Did you get the bottle?
00:44:25Yes.
00:44:26It's safer with you.
00:44:27Just over?
00:44:29No, you've got to stay here
00:44:30till we find out where they make those pills.
00:44:54Rocky, look.
00:44:55Big pocket.
00:44:56I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:45:02But he's the man who tried...
00:45:05I know.
00:45:06We have a custom in Japan.
00:45:08When a criminal is truly sorry for his sins,
00:45:11he seeks out his victim and prays to be forgiven.
00:45:14I know.
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00:50:36We certainly don't act for excitement.
00:50:42You mustn't be frightened.
00:50:44I'll protect you.
00:50:46Yes.
00:50:47I know.
00:50:48in the middle of a shrine.
00:50:50♪♪
00:50:56Wait a minute.
00:50:57♪♪
00:51:00Do you know those men?
00:51:02♪♪
00:51:03Come on, there's something I want to tell you.
00:51:05♪♪
00:51:08Beautiful, isn't it?
00:51:10Yes.
00:51:11♪♪
00:51:12What's happened to Rocky and Peggy?
00:51:14♪♪
00:51:16Why don't you go find them?
00:51:18Okay.
00:51:19♪♪
00:51:21Well, we seem to have been deserted.
00:51:24Uh, what's that buzzing noise?
00:51:27Semi.
00:51:28Japanese cricket.
00:51:30Semi.
00:51:31Semi.
00:51:32♪♪
00:51:36Ah, the marvels of nature.
00:51:38♪♪
00:51:40Yes, of course.
00:51:42♪♪
00:51:44You know, Michiko,
00:51:45in America we have a delightful habit.
00:51:48One which I understand you've never adopted in Japan.
00:51:51Would you like me to teach it to you?
00:51:54Now first, close your eyes.
00:51:57Oh, my dear child, this isn't going to hurt you a bit.
00:52:01Come on now, close your eyes.
00:52:05Now say, prunes.
00:52:07Prunes.
00:52:08Excellent.
00:52:09Excellent.
00:52:10Say it again.
00:52:11Prunes.
00:52:13♪♪
00:52:28What's worrying you, Rocky?
00:52:30There's something screwy going on.
00:52:32When we bought these clothes yesterday,
00:52:34there were a couple of guys hanging around in the store.
00:52:36I just saw them both again,
00:52:38and one of them's the guy who tried to pick Archie's pocket.
00:52:40Really?
00:52:41I think they're working for Nakano,
00:52:43and Archie's got something they want.
00:52:45Tell me more about that store.
00:52:47Now, we've heard it's a black market joint, among other things.
00:52:50Who knows what goes on in there?
00:52:52It might be interesting to find out.
00:52:54I wouldn't want you mixed up in it, Peggy.
00:52:56Trying to brush me off, huh?
00:52:58You know better than that.
00:53:00Do I?
00:53:02♪♪
00:53:10What's wrong?
00:53:11I just happened to think.
00:53:12Well, that's not the effect I was trying for.
00:53:14You said Archie was their target, and we left him alone.
00:53:18Come on.
00:53:21No good.
00:53:22He doesn't have it.
00:53:28Come, we tell Nakano.
00:53:29Bring him back to the house as soon as you can.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32♪♪
00:53:38What happened?
00:53:40Hey, don't give me that.
00:53:42I kissed her.
00:53:44What a sensation.
00:53:46I tell you, Rocky, these Geisha girls have talent.
00:53:52Well, I think we better get this talent show on the road.
00:54:00♪♪
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00:54:30♪♪
00:54:40♪♪
00:54:50No.
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00:55:10Well, it's only a question of time.
00:55:11Come on, Archie.
00:55:12We'll shake them and try to meet you back at the Geisha house.
00:55:14♪♪
00:55:34♪♪
00:55:47That's using the noodle.
00:55:49♪♪
00:56:04Pardon me.
00:56:06♪♪
00:56:11Hey.
00:56:12Hey, just a minute.
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00:56:33Okay, I think they've gone.
00:56:35Good.
00:56:36♪♪
00:56:45They must have gone out the back.
00:56:47♪♪
00:57:12♪♪
00:57:20That's Rocky and Archie.
00:57:22♪♪
00:57:47Oh.
00:57:48♪♪
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09♪♪
00:58:19Oh.
00:58:20♪♪
00:58:40♪♪
00:58:59Let's get out of here.
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00:59:06I've got to get to a phone.
00:59:08No.
00:59:09Get your house.
00:59:16Whoa.
00:59:20Idiot.
00:59:21Where are the two boys?
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:24You let them get away.
00:59:26Congress, the lot of you.
00:59:28I give you a simple job and you turn it into a three-man circus.
00:59:32Perhaps I can explain.
00:59:35Professor.
00:59:37This girl is an American agent working with the Japanese police.
00:59:44Zorro has also been disrupting our plans.
00:59:47But no harm done if we keep our heads and regain the pills.
00:59:53I just saw the two boys approaching the house.
00:59:58We already searched the one with glasses.
01:00:00Then perhaps the other one has the pills.
01:00:03No, he hasn't.
01:00:07Aha.
01:00:08Now I'm sure he does.
01:00:12Take a look.
01:00:24Do you think the girls are back yet?
01:00:26Well, they should be.
01:00:27You check these rooms.
01:00:28I'll go this way.
01:00:37It's still...
01:00:38What's the big idea?
01:00:40Are you okay, Peggy?
01:00:42The masquerade is over, Mr. Wilson.
01:00:50Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:06Extraordinary.
01:01:11Thank you very much.
01:01:14Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:26Come on.
01:01:37I still say I don't know anything about your pills.
01:01:40That's it. Quiet.
01:01:41Give me the gun.
01:01:47Where did you have them?
01:01:48I didn't.
01:01:50They're the way to make you talk.
01:02:02Crank it.
01:02:03Crank it.
01:02:06Crank it.
01:02:09Crank it.
01:02:34I'll get the girls out of here.
01:02:36You keep them here till I get back.
01:02:44A bunch of tough guys, eh?
01:02:47Pushing girls around.
01:02:50Pulling guns on people.
01:02:53The nerve of you rascals.
01:02:56The infernal crust.
01:02:59Why, I ought to cut you to ribbons.
01:03:04What do you do?
01:03:05Rubber.
01:03:34We'll hold them here till you get some help.
01:03:36You call the police and I'll take the pills to Colonel Towne.
01:03:39Well, then you better take this in case anybody tries to stop you.
01:04:03Blanket.
01:04:26Blanket.
01:04:33Blanket.
01:04:49So, my own secretary was the brains of the gang.
01:04:53Blanket.
01:05:02Which of the two you wish to arrest?
01:05:04Those two birds on the end there.
01:05:06You mind waking them up?
01:05:07Sure.
01:05:20All right, let's go.
01:05:21Just a minute.
01:05:23Yes, sir.
01:05:29You're a disgrace to the army.
01:05:31Both of you.
01:05:32Yes, sir.
01:05:33However, I understand you helped in this matter, so I'll overlook your misconduct.
01:05:38I'm remanding you to the custody of Miss Burns.
01:05:40You'll catch the next Northwest flight to the States.
01:05:43The very next, understand?
01:05:45Yes, sir.
01:05:47All right, men.
01:05:49And get into proper uniform.
01:05:51Where do you think you are?
01:05:52In the Air Force?
01:05:53No, sir.
01:06:06Michiko.
01:06:07How sweet of you to come here.
01:06:09You know, Rocky, it's just amazing what I do to this child.
01:06:16Peggy, it's really swell of you to go to bad courts.
01:06:20You heard what the colonel said.
01:06:21He turned you over to my custody.
01:06:23You're in my power.
01:06:25Abracadabra.
01:06:26Oh, come on.
01:06:29But, inspector, I just make jokes.
01:06:33Don't argue with me, Zorro.
01:06:35You have done a good job, so I'll keep my promise.
01:06:38The charges against you are dismissed.
01:06:41But I am putting you on probation.
01:06:43And I won't stand for any more nonsense.